When horny brain is active, lots of things seem enjoyable. When has horny brain been right? When has horny brain been horribly wrong? When has horny brain wasted money or spent it well? Don’t feel limited to the prompts, any horny brain good or bad expectation vs reality welcome.
Horny brain is bad at estimating what can or should fit in a butt. Luckily I have a powerful frugal brain that can sometimes defeat the urge for more colorful silicone. I suspect the good portion of horny brain has migrated and is busy getting aroused by tax evasion and compression algorithms.
My frugal brain is overpowering starting at about $500. As much as I would like to try a NimbleStroker or Venus, I don’t think I could spend that much. Under $100, horny brain eventually wins. It can take some time though.
Those two look crazy and crazy expensive. I don’t think I could spend that much money when silicone is like $50-100 - you could buy a whole hoard of sculptures for the same price. I’d maybe consider it if the price went down to like $100-200, but I’m guessing that’s not happening anytime soon. Maybe when I’m 80 we’ll achieve affordable stroker technology for the masses.
My fantasies usually involve not being able to move my hands much, so a mechanical solution is needed. There might be some cheaper options, but I’d rather go for quality. The price is just one of those economies of scale issues, not enough horny people want one.
Horribly wrong: Bruh I spent so much money on cam girls during COVID. Ffffff. The worst way to be horny. Going back if I would have dropped the shame and bought a couple of porn videos for $10 each, (or onlyfans or whatever) I’d have been set.
Horny brain sounds like it deserves time in horny jail.
Annoyingly, for me recently horny brain has been butting heads with anxiety brain. And my Anxiety Beast knows exactly just what to say to mess me up. ;_;
Anyway, one big thing is that horny brain sees toys and thinks “ooh that’s nice”, and is only (usually) stopped because toys are expensive. Like, £75 for a pair of fancy latex shorts?
I’ve also had lots of kinky thoughts and plans for myself that fell flat because self bondage doesn’t really work that well for me without someone teasing. I also lack the self discipline to get myself really riled up and frustrated.
Fighting anxiety brain was such a pain for the first few horny purchases, It still pops up now and then but I can usually get it down.
I’ve tried some latex, it didn’t quite feel like how I’d expect, but yea not cheap.
When horny brain takes over it can be hard to get it to stop to have a good edging session. Chastity can only take you so far when you have the key. Self bondage can be a pain, and I really want to know what it feels like to actually not be able to get out.
Horny brain fail. Electropebble. As amazing as I find e-stim in stories, I don’t like it.
Horny brain win. Anything spandex or spandex like.
