I’ve long suspected that “suspiciously wealthy furries” as we know them are a myth, an invention of the furry-industrial complex, a genius piece of propaganda designed to scare the normie masses and keep them in line by making them think we have more money than God and could crush them any time we want. I’ve long believed that what we know as “suspiciously wealthy furries” are, in reality, at best suspiciously financially irresponsible.

And at long last I have proof.

Just you wait till Alex Jones hears this.^/j