‘Hey batta batta, hey batta, hey batta batta, swing.’ — Larian, probably

  • @[email protected]
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    782 years ago

    Thank goodness, lack of ball physics was really killing the immersion for me. This update was long overdue.

    • Yer Ma
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      -12 years ago

      I was going to up vote this, but it has already reached 69

  • HairyblueOP
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    2 years ago

    I just noticed this yesterday. As a gay man, I find this makes the game even more fun to play. I hope everyone else is enjoying seeing the guys jiggle.

    Larian keeps perfecting the game, and I am very impressed with that level of dedication from a gaming company.

    • @[email protected]
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      522 years ago

      As a heterosexual man, the game went from utterly unplayable to game of the year. Magic I can suspend my disbelief for. But a lack of johnson physics? That’s a step too far.

      Finally a truly immersive gaming experience.

    • El Barto
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      182 years ago

      I’m not gay, and I welcome this change!

      Enjoy!

    • Dojan
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      152 years ago

      Love jiggly dicks, so this is certainly welcome!

  • MrGerrit
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    372 years ago

    Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

    • @[email protected]
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      222 years ago

      I don’t think BG3 has boob physics, though. That or every character has +3 Implants of Toughness.

      • MrGerrit
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        202 years ago

        Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        Tbh. Implants of toughness sound good. It uses a special armor slot. Does it stack with other +3 armor bonuses?

  • @[email protected]
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    312 years ago

    You don’t need to censor dicks on lemmy, there’s no algorithm that punishes you because of advertisers here

    • SharkEatingBreakfast
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      142 years ago

      Nah, it’s very much appreciated by people who don’t want to randomly see genitals in their feed.

      • @[email protected]
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        132 years ago

        That’s not supposed to be solved by censorship, though, as that affects people who DO want to see random, artificial dicks flailing around, and your personal preferences should not forcefully be applied to everyone, right?

        If it has dicks flopping around in the wind, it should be marked as NSFW, and your client should be set to blur and/or filter those posts. That solves the issue amicably for all parties.

      • unalivejoy
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        12 years ago

        If it makes it better, the video isn’t censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

    • Franzia
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      262 years ago

      I paid for the game and I will jiggle my balls in it

        • @[email protected]
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          2 years ago

          No, I think the update covered many things that were far from pointless, most of which did not involve johnson jiggle physics. I do, however, think that the initial comment in this chain was entirely pointless.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 years ago

            When two things have an attribute in common, does that attribute only apply to one of the things?