Nnnngh why am I so horny?
Please pet me!? I can do tricks for you and you pay me in milk bones and pets.
cc: @hornychat
I’ve been less horny than I normally am, and all I crave is someone I can lay my head on their lap while they stroke my back or stomach while we watch TV
I’d still let them use me like a fleshlight any time they want if they give me that whenever I want.
I need a headpat dealer that accepts Linux configuration as a trick.
Hey, how about building one of the newest versions of GCC for RHEL-based distro with outdated packages and ugly SPECs? :3
Well, seems like headpats won’t be enough at this point…
Horny doggo needs headpats
A tale old as furries
I feel that… My sex drive is really high but I just don’t care about sex, as weird as it sounds.
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