• The Dark Lord ☑️
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    3912 hours ago

    I hate that that’s the case.

    I’ve been trying to lose weight, so I chopped off my leg just below the knee. I’m several pounds down, and I didn’t have to stop eating even a calorie. It’s amazing.

    The only issue is that now I don’t have a leg and exercise may be difficult….

    • skulblaka
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      47 hours ago

      Just sell the body to some other rube and move into a new one that still has both legs. It’s easy. What are you, poor?

    • @[email protected]
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      1110 hours ago

      I’m sure the other leg can make up for it, and it should be grateful for the extra work.

    • Aniki 🌱🌿
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      2111 hours ago

      Yeah but that’s FUTURE you’s problem, not current you, so it’s totally fine!

      • edric
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        911 hours ago

        And you’re still alive right? /s. Akin to the people who said Musk’s firing of twitter employees was a genius move because the site was “still running” after all that.

        • @[email protected]
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          16 hours ago

          Yup! And anyone can cauterize a wound, so you don’t even need the extra expense of a hospital trip!