• @[email protected]
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    2716 hours ago

    Just go to the office, look for jobs while there, and do a half ass job at work until they fire you.

    • TimeSquirrel
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      410 hours ago

      “Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door…that way Lumbergh can’t see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour.”

      “Uhh, space out?”

      “Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”

  • AmbiguousProps
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    18 hours ago

    “Please leave on your own so we don’t have to fire you and give you severance”