• nifty
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    104 months ago

    Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

    • @[email protected]
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      184 months ago

      On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

      • nifty
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        104 months ago

        All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack