• @[email protected]
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    324 months ago

    The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

    • nifty
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      104 months ago

      Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

      • @[email protected]
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        184 months ago

        On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

        • nifty
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          104 months ago

          All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack