Twig to UK [email protected]English • 1 month agoNigel Farage expected to declare he is running for parliamentwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square12arrow-up121arrow-down11
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•1 month agoDid you not hear about the bellend shortage? There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”. Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.
minus-squareBagginslinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoAha, I must have missed it whilst I was watching Pillocks’R’Us on TV.
Did you not hear about the bellend shortage?
There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”.
Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.
Aha, I must have missed it whilst I was watching Pillocks’R’Us on TV.