• @fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      106 months ago

      Did you not hear about the bellend shortage?

      There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”.

      Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.

      • Baggins
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        36 months ago

        Aha, I must have missed it whilst I was watching Pillocks’R’Us on TV.