The spectacle has truly consumed us

Thank you for your service

So did you have to learn China’s history in order to write this out, or is that like your specialty

Holy shit. How long did this take?

I’ve been saying it.

Literally just elect whoever is the funniest.

The machine will not stop.

I think this weirdo is honoured with the only channel I asked YouTube to never recommend me again

No one needs 30 minutes to explain the minutia of how the Vegas sphere web designer took artistic license with how the digits of pi are displayed.

Annoying and smug about it

I wish this was to scale

https://hexbear.net/post/1390110

I only realised it was deleted when sync told me unable to cast vote

Everyone lie down and snuggle, we’re going on the Maglev!

I remember being sat down in English class so that the teacher could tell us the great news about his death

Having the Samemiddlename

Free market innovation 😊

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

Eagerly looking forward to ticking the “against Trump” box in the ballot. Haven’t seen one worded like that before

Me feeding my cattle and pigs just because it’s a cool pastime

Me when a Land Bird flaps its wings and flies to another continent

Looking for the future participle of yeet

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid