• Annoyed_🦀
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    314 months ago

    We all know they want the big D, all these “hunting” are just for show.

        • Lath
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          74 months ago

          Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn’t really work for a long term relationship…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    4 months ago

    I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I’ve noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.

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    4 months ago

    Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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      64 months ago

      a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you’re already fucked regardless