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  • themeatbridge
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    Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.

    • @[email protected]
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      63•2 years ago

      We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.

      • themeatbridge
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        Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.

      • @[email protected]
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        … just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.

        Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.

        Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.

    • @[email protected]
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      23•2 years ago

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

      We are prey.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?

    • @[email protected]
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      idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.

      Birds don’t have tits.

      • @[email protected]
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        26•2 years ago

        Some birds are tits.

        • @[email protected]
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          Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.

          Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?

          • @[email protected]
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            4•2 years ago

            Woooosh

            Tit

            • @[email protected]
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              Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.

              Jesus, get into character.

              • @[email protected]
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                You’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”.

                You wooshed. Hard.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.

                  Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        And only one hole

        • themeatbridge
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          5•2 years ago

          How many holes do you need?

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            At least one more

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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          2 years ago

          Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.

          • @[email protected]
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            Exactly, you can still go airtight.

      • Norgur
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        4•2 years ago

        Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

    • Blyfh
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      7•2 years ago

      Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      And they never have nipples!

      I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.

  • YAMAPIKARIYA
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    37•2 years ago

    Smash I guess 😮‍💨

    • @[email protected]
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      Tf you mean guess, that’s a SMASH in all caps

      • @[email protected]
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        A monster (s)mash!!

  • ekZepp
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    37•2 years ago

  • @[email protected]
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    31•2 years ago

    lizard queen thicc

    lizard queen want dicc

    tight as a boa constricc

    • THCDenton
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  • @[email protected]
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    24•2 years ago

    Lusty argonian maid

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    • dropcase
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      7•2 years ago

      Madame Vastra would like a word

  • Blackout
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    10•2 years ago

    Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!

    • A Phlaming Phoenix
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      We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.

      • Blackout
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        That was no 5th leg neither.

  • @[email protected]
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    “How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

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      7•2 years ago

      She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.

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        That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

        What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).

  • Dr. Wesker
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    6•2 years ago

    I’m ready to FUCC

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…

    • @[email protected]
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      No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.

    • @[email protected]
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      Why Snakes Have Two Penises and Alligators Are Always Erect | National Geographic

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

    • @[email protected]
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      After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Sigh… unzips

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    She’s a false queen. We have a king now

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