cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/11783148

Last year’s Cocaine Bear managed to spawn a trend even if it wasn’t a huge hit at the box office, with Cocaine Shark following and now Cocaine Werewolf howling our way soon.

Amityville Coke Den isn’t far behind, we assume…

Our friends over at Rue Morgue have provided us with a first look at the upcoming Cocaine Werewolf, which they reveal will be directed by Mark Polonia (director of Cocaine Shark!).

Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”

  • @djsoren19
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    97 months ago

    ugh, why does it have to be self aware enough that they’re filming a B movie. Is Cocaine Werewolf not a deep enough premise for 90 minutes anymore?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      7 months ago

      Possibly for good reason - of all the four Cocaine Bear mockbusters currently out, Cocaine Shark is only nudged off the bottom spot by Cocaine Jaguar.(by IMDb ratings). For the foolishly curious they are, from “best” to worst:

      • Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space (4.9/10)
      • Attack of the Meth Gatot (3.2/10)
      • Cocaine Shark (1.9/10)
      • Cocaine Jaguar (1.5/10)