cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/11783148

Last year’s Cocaine Bear managed to spawn a trend even if it wasn’t a huge hit at the box office, with Cocaine Shark following and now Cocaine Werewolf howling our way soon.

Amityville Coke Den isn’t far behind, we assume…

Our friends over at Rue Morgue have provided us with a first look at the upcoming Cocaine Werewolf, which they reveal will be directed by Mark Polonia (director of Cocaine Shark!).

Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      47 months ago

      Sasquatch, Bigfoot and Yeti are all different sub-species with different characteristics, languages and cultures.

      They really don’t like getting mixed up with each other.

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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        47 months ago

        That sounds like hair hominoid racism to me.

        Also it’s not “Yeti” any more, they prefer Mi-go. The Y-word has acquired insulting connotations over the years and while they are reclaiming it, it’s their word to use.