I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.
screaming slide whistle noises
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
We’ve all got a urethra.
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
Extra splintery
I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
Pee
Why?!?
It’s fresher this way.
So it doesn’t stain or errode your teeth.
Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
ATACOOMS
i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
Did you use past tense because they sold out?
I think they were a victim of the pandemi
why are letters disappea
Could be an attempt at a plural
That’s enough, knoc
There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
Are there actually?
Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Not that I know anything about that.
Well, that’s enough internet for today.
woah, that’s like advanced piss docking, I’ve only seen that in my animes. nice.
I think it is a masochism thing
more of a trombone situation really
Stop that
Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times
Well, you’re fucked now
NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS
MY ONLY WEAKNESS
Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.
Dear god too powerful
Edit: spelling
You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.
I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
