• @[email protected]
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    115 months ago

    So if the water is holy, does that mean in addition that the evaporated water is also holy, or does the holy get left behind, making future batches even holier?

    If the former, does that make the air containing the water vapor holy? Is holiness a percentage thing - the more holy water humid it is, the more holy? Could you take out a nest of vampires simply by boiling a pot of holy water and letting the place steam up?

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      5 months ago

      I’m assuming it has to be a percentage thing. Like alcohol.

      You’d have to take relative humidity into consideration when you boil it, too.

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        45 months ago

        That makes perfect sense.

        At one point, many years ago, I read that earth’s water cycle is such that, at some point, you’ve drunk Napoleon’s urine. The author didn’t show their math, but let’s assume it’s true. We can take the same approach to holy water.

        We might make the assumption that all water on earth has holy water mixed in with it, like cosmic background radiation. Now, obviously it doesn’t have sufficient holiness to be considered fully holy water - it doesn’t damage such creatures as vampires, possessed children, or Jews - but it’s necessarily present in at least trace amounts. And it would increase as a function of time.

  • MrGerrit
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    35 months ago

    “that’s the third time this year… I really should stop consuming the blood of Christ so much…”

    • no bananaOP
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      25 months ago

      Why must god ruin so many babies through christs blood