Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.
It’s one of them fancy copy pastas!
I like some good pastas
Too late
Don’t tell me how to live my life! You’re not even my real dad!
This is my default response to nearly any non sequitur
Damn, I came to say pretty much verbatim this. It’s blowing my mind that we had the exact same thought at roughly the exact same time
That’s easy to explain, you’re both the same LLM we’ve given slightly different prompts to.
Fuck, am I skynet?
You’re not the boss of me.
You right now:
whos jake and wheres he off to
Jake the Trouser Snake
Derrick comedy, nice
Instantly ejaculated the second I saw the image.
I guess that means I followed the rule?
Is this the origin of your username? Did someone ask you if you found the pear sexiest?
Try me
Tell that to Tucker Carlson
The fruit bowl has become too androgynous due to the woke agenda. Bananas used to wear stilettos, now they look like this!
Or in it, if you know whats good for you
Deal.
