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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

You will certainly not regret

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  • ALQ
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    67•2 years ago

    Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 years ago

      no snacks no real food just two beers

      • Fuck spez
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        Hear me out… What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?

        • @[email protected]
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          9•2 years ago

          The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.

        • ALQ
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          2•2 years ago

          I think that may be how a regert is born. (Intentional.)

    • Noxy
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      7•2 years ago

      I haven’t indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        You certainly will not regret it

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          flour products cause me joint & muscle inflammation & pain, And yes I’ve tested this with delicious comforting saltine crackers and the pain is unfortunately real 😓 fruit has this effect on me too 😭

      • @Jimbo
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        4•2 years ago

        Noxy nooooo

  • @[email protected]
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    45•2 years ago

    I accidentally drank 20

    • @[email protected]
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      25•2 years ago

      It’s a multiple of two, you should be fine.

    • @[email protected]
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      19•2 years ago

      Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!

  • @[email protected]
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    36•2 years ago

    Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn’t regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.

    • KingJalopy
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      38•2 years ago

      I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it’s an addiction but they’re just pussies who can’t handle their alcohol.

      • @[email protected]
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        13•2 years ago

        Since I’ve largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency

        • KingJalopy
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          It really is a time saver until the whole… You know, liver thing…

          Good on you, I’m currently cutting down myself but it’s been difficult. Recently moved across the country and my wife and daughter are staying back until the house sells so I’ve been alone and bored for over a month now. Praying it sells soon before I fuck my body up lol

          • @[email protected]
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            5•2 years ago

            I didn’t mean to preach, it’s a new thing for me and was sort of forced on me medically. Boredom is so hard, it’s my biggest issue. I just cope with cannabis instead of alcohol

            • KingJalopy
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              Not at all! You weren’t preachy. I used to not drink at all and only use cannabis but after a very very bad experience on mushrooms every time I smoke or use weed I have severe panic attacks and alcohol is the only thing I can use anymore to calm my nerves and stop my stupid head from doing its thing. I’m not an alcoholic by any means but ask me again in a couple months and that might change if I don’t.

              The move across the country was for a work promotion so now I’m the boss and opening a new branch in a new state so I’m trying to keep up and setup everything while taking direction over the phone and it is driving me nuts!!

              But I don’t mean to complain really, it’s just new and stressful and being alone is literally the worst thing for me. I’ve never been away from my family more than 2 days before and over estimated my ability to cope. I’m happy here and know I did the right thing but it’s tough.

              Good luck to you and hope your medical things go well. If you read all that, thank you, I needed to get that out lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    31•2 years ago

    Two is not filling enough

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      Try switching to Guiness

      • @[email protected]
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        27•2 years ago

        Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted

        • @[email protected]
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          30•2 years ago

          That’s why I look heavy too.

          • @[email protected]
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            26•2 years ago

            You just dark roasted yourself

            • @[email protected]
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              9•2 years ago

              Almost burnt myself.

        • AbsurdityAccelerator
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          Actually, it the nitrogen that is used for carbonation as opposed to CO2. Give it a much more velvety mouth feel.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it’s scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

  • @[email protected]
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    29•2 years ago

    10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I’m writing this down.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?

      • @[email protected]
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        11•2 years ago

        Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Just want to note this is sarcasm for whoever doesn’t understand how calories are measured.

          They basically measure it by burning a substance, which is not an accurate measurement of how our bodies process them

      • @[email protected]
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        Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of nutrients. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.

        So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you’ll be all set!

  • @[email protected]
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    23•2 years ago

    Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won’t regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.

  • @[email protected]
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  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    I’m currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can’t say I’d recommend it.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you

      **This is a joke as I hope is your statement

    • DenizEfe
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      1•2 years ago

      İs your liver made of titanium

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    Just two?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      11•2 years ago

      Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.

  • @[email protected]
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    Beer is liquid bread. It’s good for you.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Now there’s nothing left to say, so let’s go drink beer

      • @[email protected]B
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Now there’s nothing left to say, so let’s go drink beer

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      As long as you replace the bread you’d normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.

    • @[email protected]
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      I may be wrong, but I’ve been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food. I choose to believe this is true.

    • @[email protected]B
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Beer is liquid bread. It’s good for you.

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    Well, you just convinced me OP, I’m on beer diet now

  • IninewCrow
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    11•2 years ago

    Found the Brit

    • Sentient Loom
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      12•2 years ago

      One does not “find” a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.

    • no bananaOP
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      You wish

      • @[email protected]
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        Wel thank you good sir/madam! What an enjoyable and interesting video clip!

      • @[email protected]B
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        You wish

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Edward 40 hands.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    I thought 3 beers are a meal?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      There’s a pork chop in every bottle!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer

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