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“Damn Jesus, you were dead 3 days but the clothes you were buried in still smell freshly laundered! What’s your secret?”
“My child, it is simple. I am the son of God. I also use Gain.”
Joke’s on you: it looks like it was not the fabric that the dude wanted to touch! :-P
Haha that or dude is sniffing Mary Magdalene’s magic juice
I’m just saying… not THAT particular dude - see the look on his face to touch The Jesus:-). He ain’t got time for nobody else butt dat.
Did Jesus need fabric softener? Couldn’t he have just magicked in the softness?
How do you think Jesus got fabric softener 1900 years before it’s invention?
Maybe his dad made it for him out of wood?
