A satellite will likely make an uncontrolled return through Earth’s atmosphere today, according to the latest estimates from the European Space Agency.

It says ERS-2, which weighs about as much as an adult male rhinoceros, is expected to re-enter at about 11:32 a.m. EST — plus or minus 4.6 hours. The agency can’t predict exactly when and where the satellite will re-enter because its return is “natural.”

    • @[email protected]
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      277 months ago

      What’s this weird obsession with measuring everything in anything but metric? How am I supposed to know how much a rhino weighs?

      Had they said 1500 - 2500kg it would have been clear as day.

      But on a positive note I now know how much a rhino weighs.

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      77 months ago

      I was just thinking when I fo to the zoo they have posters saying how much a rhino weighs because how would anyone intuitively know that.

      It’s so stupid and also, is gat big for a satellite? I don’t know.

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    797 months ago

    Ah, an adult rhino. A unit I work with on a daily basis and can easily comprehend, unlike arcane measurements of pounds or kilograms.

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      7 months ago

      I assume we are talking about an unladen adult rhino… And why didn’t they specify the time in some understandable increment, for instance, it will re-enter in the time it would take a normal human to devour 18 triple cheeseburgers from the Burger King in Schenectady NY?

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        I just can’t imagine this impact… How many rhinos is the Earth and how many times faster than a cheetah will it be traveling??? Plus, really, how far even is space??? You could at least tell me how many CVS receipts or flea jumps away the satellite is.

    • mozz
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      47 months ago

      Joke’s on you, CBS knew that using this odd measurement in their headline would provoke discussion which would spread the story a lot more widely.

      AND LOOK, IT’S WORKING

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          27 months ago

          I mean, I didn’t either. I’m just here to talk about the rhino comparison.

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            47 months ago

            We’ve got to stick to the important matters, or we’ll never get anything done. I mean geeze, they didn’t even specify which kind of rhino!! I mean there are 5 living species White, Black, Indian, Javan, and Sumatran, that range in size from 700 to 3200kg. All of which I’ve just learned from wikipedia in the last few minutes. Standards, dammit, we need STANDARDS!! :-D

  • neuropean
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    207 months ago

    How aren’t people getting it yet? The use of wild and obscure weight references is the new clickbait?

  • @SoupBrick
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    117 months ago

    Thief steals 1/100th of an adult rhino’s weight in bananas.