• hrimfaxi_work
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    1711 months ago

    We can’t take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don’t even match, Harold.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 months ago

    no secondary grip

    snath doesn’t match his wingspan

    weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

    blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

    Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

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    11 months ago

    When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

  • guyrocket
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    311 months ago

    No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

  • guyrocket
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    211 months ago

    No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

  • @Duchess
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    111 months ago

    will this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?