• CosmicApe
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    515 months ago

    There are people who don’t just use the edge of whatever vessel the egg is going into?

    • Neato
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      185 months ago

      I’m nearly 40 and I don’t think I’ve ever had blood in my eggs.

      Which plane do your source your chickens?

  • @[email protected]
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    95 months ago

    Smack em on the counter on the top and bottom, then roll em on the counter, pressing firmly with the palm to make a ton of little cracks. They’ll peel easily under water now no issue.

    If you wanna be flashy, break a small hole in one end, put your mouth on it and blow hard, POP! NUDE EGG

    • @[email protected]
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      495 months ago

      Everyone else talking about raw eggs, I just had a mental image of someone completely splattering an egg on their counter

      • @[email protected]
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        105 months ago

        Lmao fuck I was confused by the responses too as I had been assuming hard boiled eggs.

        Tho I do Crack raw eggs on the counter then into a bowl with one hand, checking for blood spots. With a little practice, it’s quick and easy.

      • nfh
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        75 months ago

        it exploded all over my counter, how am I supposed to peel it??

  • Baggins [he/him]
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    95 months ago

    I get a bowl and crack it on the outside of the bowl (not the rim) then put it into the bowl to check for shells before it goes into wherever it needs to be.

  • @[email protected]
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    85 months ago

    I crack my eggs on the cutting board, and if I’m feeling fancy I might even attempt to open them one handed!

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      Just swallow the egg shell and spit out the yolk and white. Why do people make it so complicated?

  • @[email protected]
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    75 months ago

    Smash it on my forehead. The egg goop runs down my face into my mouth. I eat the egg raw, shell and all. Then I do a primal yell and bust out another set of 20 reps. #legday

  • hallettj
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    65 months ago

    If I’m doing more than one cracking two together is best. For the last one, countertop.

    I get the flat, inside-the-sink idea. But I’d want to clean either way, and I clean the counters more often than I clean the sides of the sink.