“Fuck it. Roll to seduce the horse.”
DM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation.
LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned?
DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?
LOKI PLAYER: My dad has been meaning to start playing, and he does like horses…
You want to wrestle the World Serpent? Fuck it, roll a strength check.
Loki, after rolling 1 for persuasion: “Well, you see, actually, my neck is not part of my head… so you can’t behead me… without cutting my neck…”
The DM, absolutely fed up: “Roll
1d1to sew your fucking mouth shut.”It helps that Loki has like +65 to deception and permanent advantage.
Not a very good insight or perception score, though…
A good DM wouldn’t stop you from attempting stupid plots. They’d just let you suffer the consequences of your actions.
