The wizard should be thankful for the protective circle or he’d be a goner
The wizard should make the scroll take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see scroll’s manager! Make the scroll rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons! Oh, I like this guy! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
i bet he never thought anyone would summon him and this is the best day of his life
The scroll isn’t finished yet. That was supposed to say “clemontine.” Also whoever wrote it can’t spell.
When life gives you lemons and you have something to do, make lemon aid.
Jerry?
Being younger than 35?
I’m 41 and can barely read cursive, I learned it and then it never came up again…
Print, even if I still remembered how why would I write in a style that looks like shit and is harder to read?
My signature is “cursive,” it’s more of illegible squiggle.