Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
Best party ever!
BDSMx2 Parties are great
BDSM 2 : Electric Boogaloo
Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!
I’ve definitely tried the latter two, but I’m not so sure about the first ones 😂
I personally prefer to eat, drink, and dance before I, ahem, dance
BYOBDSM
Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody’s called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.
Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
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Yeah but only in Poland
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I’ve got a Hungarian relative named Agnes, she’s in her 60s.
I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They’re in their mid 60s iirc.
I bet they did bdsm
*do
Yes they are
Edit: I’m disagreeing with the username, sorry for any confusion
lol what? It’s a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
I’d suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don’t want to have to come back and explain that I’m not accusing anybody of stealing.
Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I’d like and I’ve never heard the french version elsewhere.
Agnu
Anus
Aroooo
Bless you
And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it’s not happening.
It’s amazing what toxic assholes say to try to “prove” that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.
Wat
I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.
Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!
Mom, just can’t wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends
“We are NOT done talking about this.”
Good, I hope not! 🤣
Yes we are. [Blocks]
Wait, there aren’t smilies. Maby she is really exited and can’t stop talking about this.
I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.
That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don’t roll around.
Whut?
Só thats the code?
Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don’t even remember where to be honest.
So that’s why pineapple aren’t seasonal anymore.
Fuckin worth it.
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How… can someone genuinely now know what bdsm stands for? That’s honestly just baffling.
Shocking but not everybody knows everything.
Pop quiz:
- ASL (Not American Sign Language)
- Sounding
- TCP/IP
- What does the K stand for when referring to the music of Mozart
- IATA
Edit: Answers
- Age, sex location. Old school Internet days.
- Sounding. Urethral sounding. 😣
- Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol. It’s one way that packets move through a network. Another would be UDP.
- Köchel. is the person that chronologically catalogued Mozart’s music.
- International Air Transport Association. Sets technical standards for airlines.
ASL = Age, Sex, Lemmy instance
I thought it was Linux Distribution
325f, debian
1703742736, no thanks, Mint
No.
You know it!
Age, sex and location.
Putting things into the urethra (urethra play)
No idea
No idea
You’re the asshole (I joke)
Back to the original post, I’d be genuinely surprised if anyone over the age of 30 does not know what BDSM is.
TCP IP is an Internet protocol
IP is all internet protocol. TCP is the transmission control protocol
Sounding is measuring the depth of something. Sounding rods used to be a stick you put into a tank to identify how deep the liquid was in the tank, sometimes with marks on the rod. Maybe I’m just old.
Nice. Nice. Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol (one of the ways traffic moves over a network). Köchel Catalogue, named after the dude that first catalogued Mozarts work. International air transport association.
I should have got TCP/IP considering I know how to use a VPN for torrenting. That’s an oops from me.
For the mozart one, i always thought it was some german word for counting… it is not. K or KV stands for the name of someone who started cataloging mozarts repertoir in composition order. So it stands for Köchel Verzeichnis (Köchel catalogue) or just Köchel…
So now that I know that the K stands for a random dude, i prefer Bach’s numbering BWV, which stands for Bachswerkeverzeichnis or catalogue of bach’s works or compositions
Huh… thanks. I just assumed that the BWV would follow the same logic. I appreciate you taking the time to write this. As now I know.
I Am The Asshole?
the Mozart one is Köchel(-Verzeichnis) iirc
I dunno know the Mozart thing I suppose. IATA is that international aviation organization? I think the acronym is French.
IATA is the international air transport association, I think. the t might also mean transit I guess.
Australian sign language Something about measuring the depth of the ocean Internet communication protocol What? International air transport association
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Age Sex Location Inserting a rod of various sizes in the urethra Not sure Not sure Am I the asshole
Yes Yes Yes No Yes
I mean true, not everyone knows everything, although I would have said that is something almost everyone knows, like the first question at Who wants to be a millionaire. But I mean it’s fine if someone doesn’t know that, it was just a bit baffling to me at first.
You don’t know the age of the other person
Idk people usually don’t care enough to go out of their way to research a term like that
it’s a bit of a thing with me
No one is born knowing what those letters stand for. In fact, people don’t even know what letters or words are when they are born. So obviously there must be a point in each person’s life when they go from not knowing to knowing. That will happen at different time for different people, depending on who they talk to and what their interests are.
If you want to better understand how someone can not know what bdsm stands for, perhaps you should just reflect on something you’ve learnt recently. Anything at all. Just think about how you didn’t know it, but now you do. That’s how to works.
Welcome to the internet.
how old r u kiddo?
A likely story.
I dont get the pineapple thing. is that to be used in the sex act? or the bbq? I am not joking
You been living under a rock or what bro?
And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting
Someone’s getting spanked. But who? 🤔
