Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It’s incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it’s just raging down there.
That’s why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don’t embarrass myself in front of the demons
Sure, that’s why. ;o
Well, that and to make sure they don’t suck my dick while I’m not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though
Are you sure we aren’t getting erections while we’re asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?
There’s no why at night. It erects on its own whims.
It erects so you can keep on erecting, otherwise it stops working properly and eventually shrinks down; sleep is basically maintenance mode for a lot of things, erections are a subroutine of that.
Did it all for the mussy.
Monstussy
Because you’re speaking cum at me
Not sure if furry, necro or goth
¿Por que no los tres?
It’s furry.
So are goth moths.
And wind boners.
Why do you think they call it a stiff breeze?
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Don’t believe it, ladies
We must not let them know
“There are monsters up here, too. Behold…”
Tbh there’s rarely a dream I’m not self-aware in anymore so I try and lucid dream the demon into something else. It doesn’t work so this comic is on point.
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Scaroused
Fear boner.
Tumblr user.
“If it bothers you, wanna help get it down?”