I wonder if it pairs well with some tendies

I want to make the ultimate mixed drink by combining this with hard mountain dew

M’whiskey

“Tastes just like the real thing!”

Maybe the last sip of the bottle after you’re fucking hammered…

No, CNN. Doritos does not think we want a nacho cheese flavoured booze.

The PepsiCo marketing department think lazy journalists will copy paste their press release as a light hearted little puff piece, giving one of their brands free advertising in the run up to the holiday season.