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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Let's meet those headlines

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  • @[email protected]
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    103•2 years ago

    Consider the following

    Saxophone - Persephone

    • @[email protected]
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      20•2 years ago

      Sax-oh-fo-nay

      • @[email protected]
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        13•2 years ago

        Huh, the way I say Persephone (per-seh-fuh-knee), Saxophone would be pronounced sax-aw-fuh-knee or maybe sax-oh-phony (the way I say saxophone normally in my accent is sacks-uh-phone)

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          Yeah, “ay” at the end is closer to the original Greek than the “ee” way we say it in English.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            TIL, thanks!

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      Michael Bublé - Google

      • @[email protected]
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        10•2 years ago

        Canoes - Volcanoes

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        This one is cursed

    • ██████████
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      5•2 years ago

      MalEcoLes ParTecUles

  • @[email protected]
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    85•2 years ago

    This reminded me I play an online game with a guy who signs in as Testicles, the Greek philosopher.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      Ah yes, I for one live by the Testiclecratic Oath.

    • skulblaka
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      12•2 years ago

      My partner recently bought me a stuffed cat that has giant balls. It’s hilarious, long story. Anyway I’ve named him Bophades.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Bophades

        I’m familiar with the legend, yes.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Testicles and the sack of rome

  • BarqsHasBite
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    Can someone help me out and tell me how they would be pronounced?

    I think I got par-teh-cleese.

    Moe-leck-you-leese?

    • @[email protected]
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      48•2 years ago

      What you wrote looks right to me.

    • DroneRights [it/its]
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      18•2 years ago

      Mol-eh-cue-lees

      Par-tik-lees

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Par-tik-lees

        Probably pronounced the same but my brain breaks it up like this:

        Part-ih-klees

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Testicules or Testiklees?

        • DroneRights [it/its]
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          0•2 years ago

          Testicles doesn’t have a U in it, so the second one.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Moe-leh-cleese, to make it more like Hercules = Heracles in Greek.

      • Stantana
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        5•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    39•2 years ago

    Just like tentacles and obstacles!

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      30•2 years ago

      And testicles!

      • @[email protected]
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        23•2 years ago

        The mighty Testacles, completely immune to any type of scrotal discomfort (like a true manwhore).

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          https://assassinscreed.fandom.com/wiki/Testikles

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Archenemy, Patella the mighty.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          Socratal*

        • ReMikeAble
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          2•2 years ago

          Testicles the Younger and Testicles the Elder or am I confusing with the Testicles twins?

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            You mean the Testa Bros? Those are Romans.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•2 years ago

              Nope, Chuck Testa.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      I can no longer read tentacles without thinking “Don’t buy a boat.”

  • @[email protected]
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    37•2 years ago

    I would also like entomologists to pronounce the insect orders properly. That ‘p’? It belongs to the ‘-ter’. It’s ‘pter’, for wing. As in ‘coleo-ptera’, the ‘shield wing’, not ‘col-e-OP-tera’. Or ‘neuro-ptera’, the ‘lace-wing’, not ‘neur-OP-tera’.

    We actually put the accent on a syllable THAT DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST in the Greek.

    Fucking nonsense.

    • ddh
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      8•2 years ago

      Helico-pter

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      3•2 years ago

      I learned from ESLs. Sue me.

  • @[email protected]
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    28•2 years ago

    Brain has been patched. I can’t undo this now.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Lemme ruin ‘testicles’ for ya too.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        One man’s ruin is another man’s treasure

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    Poseidon’s naughty child, Barnacles.

  • @[email protected]
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    18•2 years ago

    I find this hilarious

    Where do I sign?

  • Sabre363
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    16•2 years ago

    I petition that henceforth all words be pronounced in the spirit of Greek heroes

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      16•2 years ago

      “My testicles itch.”

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        All hail the mighty Testicules!

    • ddh
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      5•2 years ago

      All hail the great Johncles

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Particle man particle man

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Nobody knows

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        It took this post and recent bio classes to realize that this line refers to the hydrophilic nature of water molecules, so the reason it is a question if he gets wet underwater, is because a water molecule can’t get wet, as it’s water, and even if he isn’t a water molecule, they’re attracted to all particles including other water molecules, so the water would definitely get him.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Does whatever a particle can!

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago
    • @[email protected]
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      I can’t see my own post!

      • @[email protected]
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        23•2 years ago

        Struck down by the gods.

      • @[email protected]OPM
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        11•2 years ago

        It’s a ghost!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Me neither

      • Sabre363
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        3•2 years ago

        I can see it just fine, it says . . .

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    What does “let’s meet those headlines” mean?

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      1•2 years ago

      Meet those headlines [with all the flair that they give science journalism]

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Also Thermo-meter rather than ther-mom-eter would be good

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      One instance where the german pronounciation actually makes sense

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Bi-cycle instead of bi-sickle or motor-sickle instead of motor-cycle

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    9•2 years ago

    I will never not pronounce them that way now that I have seen this.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    Reminds me of the fact that Helicopter is a compound noun of helico (spiral) and pter (wing).

    • Nfamwap
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      9•2 years ago

      So you’re saying it’s pronounced helicopter, and not helicopter?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        And it’s also spelled accordingly!

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      I love me some Buffalo chicken pters.

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