• KingJalopy
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    1 year ago

    She’s def up to something. When my wife of 12 years starts being extra nice I’m wondering wtf she’s up to.

    Some of you are oblivious to sarcasm by the way

    • @Mannimarco@lemmy.world
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      People can’t read your intented tone, without clarification there is no way to know if you’re serious or not How people don’t understand that is beyond me

    • Throwaway
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      She wants another gun/tool/classic car/Video Game Console to add to the collection. Thats the catch!

      • KingJalopy
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        51 year ago

        I tell you, it’s always something with her. Guess I’ll go get a new gaming PC to keep her happy…

  • @vivadanang@lemm.ee
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    301 year ago

    that poor lady is trying to groom this guy into viability and he’s posting on 4chan.

    and they wonder why birth rates are declining.

  • metaStatic
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    191 year ago

    Anons hand learned a lot of new words since I last posted a slowpoke combo

    • @delitomatoes@lemm.ee
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      61 year ago

      Eva Braun did have a masters degree from the era she time travelled from. But there are no records of it in the 20th century

  • mommykink
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    It’s called the Law of Attraction, anon. She’s too scared to break up with you because she thinks you’ll kill yourself but she also doesn’t want to be dating a loser