• @[email protected]
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    397 months ago

    Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say “Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more.” And load another shell.

  • @[email protected]
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    177 months ago

    I feel like the people who would be depressed if they were smarter are already the dumb angry people. They’re angry about all the bad things that happen to them without the exhaustion of seeing the next thing coming.

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        7 months ago

        AHHHAHHH AHHH AHHH THATS LIKE FRENCH 2.0 GULLOTINE THE DUTCHMEN BEFORE HE INVADES WESTERN EUROPE WIV HIS CARAVANS HES NOT REAL HES DUTCH THE NETERLANDS DOESNF EXISIG ITS ALL A DREAM FAKIN RUN FOR YEUR FAKIN LIFES

    • Gormadt
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      37 months ago

      Sounds easy enough on paper

      Unfortunately for some of us we go around and suddenly start hearing boss music for seemingly no reason (anxiety)

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    57 months ago

    “There are ingrown toenails… and there are folks who make (insert ridiculous stuff here) look like a ingrown toenail.” And of course, the latter is not a wise thing to do.