Yo Dawg, I heard you liked watermarks…
So I got you a watermark for your watermark
I wouldn’t normally do this but after seeing those watermarks, I just have to.
*an apple
What if I see an apple but I still wanna give you head?
Depends how big your dick is. Also if food is included or not. I might want an 8" uncut guy as thick as my fist, but if a big mac and fries are included, 4" unskilled virgin is fine too.
Man’s gotta eat.
(ps smaller guys are fine, know what you’re working with and how to control it, and be a decent person and you’ll get it just like anyone else <3)
(pps big mac helps tho, bring a big mac for bonus points)
100% agree. But I’d like that McChicken in addition to the big Mac.
‘bonus’ points or boner points?
Bonus boner points
I didn’t see mcchicken because I didn’t know what it’s called
That’s a filet o fish
Nope. Filet-o-Fish comes with cheese and tartar sauce, not shredded lettuce. The patties are also distinctly square.
Yeah but I didn’t pay for no fancy hyphenated version
