• My wife tells me this story of our oldest from before I met them and they still lived in South Dakota. He apparently picked up his grandma’s road rage because he was in the car with her so often. But he didn’t understand the concept of a drive through yet since he was like 3 and still rear facing.

      Imagine someone made a soundboard of Butters from South Park where every word was very clearly from wildly different conversations and contexts so the tone was all over the place. Now imagine someone awkwardly pecking at that soundboard to make it say this: “Move it buddy! The light is green. I know it. I need my Potato Ole’s!”

    • @Mago@lemmy.world
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      Defensive driving and being forgiving in traffic will save you from many accidents.

      • @MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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        Yes but neither of those require being “kind”. Just follow the fking rules and stop giving up the right of way with a hand wave would solve a lot of traffic slowdown.

  • DreamButt
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    41 year ago

    GET OFF YOUR PHONE ASSHOLE. Anyway so as I was saying we were about to walk into the bar…

  • I had some dumb fuck almost side swipe me earlier today when they started merging into my lane without looking while we were right next to each other. Turn your fucking head, people.