• @[email protected]
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      1810 months ago

      Or cat lady from Lower Decks. Probably smack you and yell GET BETTER DUMBASS. And actually do get better.

      • m_r_butts
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        810 months ago

        The Korean doctor I see is the closest I’ve ever seen in real life. Including smacking me and telling me to do better.

      • @[email protected]
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        610 months ago

        Cat lady is just great.

        “Yeah, I’ll just cut you in half. It’s ok, we will regenerate one of the halfs later. Of course you will not die! Oh, I explicitly ordered her not to tell you the truth; don’t mind, you won’t die.”

      • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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        1910 months ago

        Now I wish that the EMH smoked and when questioned about it he just says “I’m a hologram. It’s a holographic cigarette. It can’t hurt you. Blows holographic smoke in their face. See?”

      • Hot Saucerman
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        1810 months ago

        No, dear god, no. Never, ever Andy Dick.

        Can’t believe Dr. Zimmerman thought that creep was an upgrade.

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    29 months ago

    TNG era Crusher, absolutely yes. Picard era Crusher who has been living off the galactic grid for two decades and concealing her son from his biological father? No thanks. I think she’s accumulated some serious ethical deficits after leaving the Enterprise.