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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 4 months ago

Programmer buys a boat

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Programmer buys a boat

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  • @[email protected]
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    I hope it doesn’t Rust

    • @[email protected]
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      I wouldn’t worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.

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        We all have issues with C++

        • @[email protected]
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          Yeah, many leaks to expect on this boat.

  • Xanthrax
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    Their eye doctor’s office is called “See Sharp.”

    • @[email protected]
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      7•4 months ago

      Their fishing boat is called Dot Net.

  • @[email protected]
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    compiler better be good.

    also running might be kinda hard.

    I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

      That’s what the bucket is for.

  • @[email protected]
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    25•4 months ago

    I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.

    • @[email protected]
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      And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can’t make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

      Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript…

      (He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)

  • @[email protected]
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    18•4 months ago

    Wait till it Rusts!

  • GingaNinga
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    13•4 months ago

    sea-word

  • @[email protected]
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    12•4 months ago

    Nice JavaShip

  • BarqsHasBite
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    11•4 months ago

    That’s a good one.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•4 months ago

    Hope there’s a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.

    • @[email protected]
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      and a holy sea

  • @[email protected]
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    7•4 months ago

    Next time tell the AI to use comic sans.

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      Agree - comic sans would be chef’s kiss. (Btw I think this is a great AI usecase.)

    • @[email protected]
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      How can you tell this is AI? I don’t see any of the characteristic AI probabilistic blurs, and the reflections & caustics seem right.

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        I’m just guessing. I could be wrong.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•4 months ago

    That’s the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.

  • katy ✨
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    3•4 months ago

    Get rid of the sea word

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    1•4 months ago

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