I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.

  • MooseGas
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    611 year ago

    The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.

  • @yA3xAKQMbq@lemm.ee
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    471 year ago

    Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”

    • @trslim@pawb.social
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      Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn’t like him like that. He’s a good friend but I really wish I could say, “I’d die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don’t like you like that.” Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae’zel are the ones I’m lookin for.

      Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.

  • @Redscare867@lemmy.ml
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    251 year ago

    Spoilers ahead, be warned!

    The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.

    • mrnotoriousman
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      I went for the tentacle sex on my evil character (just finished first run!). Totally did not expect what happened to happen but just rolled with it haha.

    • stopthatgirl7
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      I had that happen last night and I’m still not ok. My poor tiefling is definitely not going to sleep anytime soon.

      • @Redscare867@lemmy.ml
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        71 year ago

        Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all

        • @Everblue@lemmy.caOP
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          61 year ago

          Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you’re lying on a rock next to him and he’s shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that’s why he’s so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.

  • Noxy
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    231 year ago

    and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      He’s a good boy, not a naughty one.

      onthulling

      However if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen… nope this feels wrong, sorry all

  • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    I always wondered why Lae’zel wanted to bang, and we never talked much before the Grove. I’m a Shadowheart simp, though, so I turned down the Battle-sex.

    • @AEsheron@lemmy.world
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      91 year ago

      My Vengeance Paladin was down for some nightly cardio. Dumped her ass the minute I met Karlach though, Karlach is best girl, 100%

      • @Chev@lemmy.world
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        That’s good to hear soldier but I’m not sure if I can contain my heat much longer if you say something like this. 🥵

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    I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae’zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.

    However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn’t take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I’ve heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I’ve been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I’m at the end of Act 3 now and they’ve not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.

    EDIT: clearer wording.

    • Fushuan [he/him]
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      31 year ago

      Throw them water! A watter bottle, the create water spell, anything that makes them wet. Ray of frost…

        • Fushuan [he/him]
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          41 year ago

          It’s true, when you tell her that you will try something she tells you to do it, to throw her something, and puts a pose as if she were ready to take it. You cna then do it and talk to her to trigger a kiss scene

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    This must have been the only bug I didn’t have. Only Lae’zel and Minthara were super thirsty without having to do anything but play the game (and even then it kinda fit the character for both considering what triggers the encounter). Wyll’s also kinda happened but that one you did have to want it pretty bad to get it, even if it was easy. Otherwise it’s just an awkward moment when you catch him dancing.

    Everyone else? It’s like nobody wanna ride the dragon dick. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      61 year ago

      In my case that moment was made somewhat more awkward by a bug causing his camp clothes to disappear so that he was just dancing around naked 😳 😂

      On the plus side, it made me laugh out loud when Wyll suddenly appeared naked and doing a somewhat goofy walk in the background while one of the other characters was telling me something serious 😅