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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Bros smooth like saliva

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Bros smooth like saliva

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • Apathy Tree
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    Fun fact: the entire digestive system is lined with taste receptors, we just aren’t conscious of the flavors. They are used by the body to help determine healthy balance, and are capable of expelling waste more rapidly if they detect a problem (vomiting/diarrhea).

    So in a way, you are constantly tasting your own shit. All the time. Forever.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is not a Fun fact at all. You lied to me ! I want a refund.

      • Apathy Tree
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        16•1 year ago

        Idk I find this sort of response pretty fun.

        I never said it would be fun for readers ;)

    • @[email protected]
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      So how do I become conscious of that?

    • @[email protected]
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      Forever.

      ))<>((

      • @[email protected]
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        ∈)☼(∋

      • @[email protected]
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        back and forth even

    • Lemminary
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      @problematicfacts

      You two would get along so well…

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s why so many products have labeled "may contain traces of nuts.

  • socsa
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    66•1 year ago

    I bet mine tastes like your ass

    • @[email protected]
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      How about we verify?

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  • molave
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  • @[email protected]
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    We smell our nose but then don’t

    • @[email protected]
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      Because I got your nose

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    Reminds me of Way Side Stories from Wayside School. There’s a part in one about “self tasting gum.” It’s gum that tastes like your mouth. So you don’t really taste anything chewing your gum, but someone else can taste what your mouth tastes like if they chew it.

    • Decoy321M
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      Holy shit, that’s a blast from the past.

  • @[email protected]
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    vive l’france

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