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Shit, if a porn star can score a triple double, I’ll take it.
Jesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol
Wait till you hear about doc Johnson.
How do you think he got HIV? Too much magic johnson.
A regular Johnson can get AIDS. He got cured. He’s a Magic Johnson.
He forgot to use counterspell!
“I should not have tapped that.”
His real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin’, so still pretty close.
Magic Johnson is what I nicknamed my penis.
I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.
Or you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out
