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    2 days ago

    I read this wrong as “Gilbert Gottfried never got to play a Ferengi Therapist” and now I’m double sad.

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      302 days ago

      Gilbert Gottfried as a Ferengi counselor on a ship stuck further out than Voyager. Everyone goes insane and eats each other within a week.

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    322 days ago

    “I understand that you once saw your mother wearing clothing. That must have been very traumatic for you…”

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        172 days ago

        “I UNDERSTAND that one time you saw YOUR MOTHER wearing CLOTHING. The HORROR of it. THE DRAPING FABRIC. THE DELICATE EMBROIDERY. The WAY it BUNCHED UP AROUND HER. I cannot begin to FATHOM how DISGUSTING it must have been for you. TO SEE YOUR MOTHER THERE in CLOTHING. This is not the kind of thing I like to imagine. The FOLDS and GUSSETS and BUTTON HOLES. Imagine your mother PUTTING HER CLOTHING ON, thrusting her STUBBY FINGERS through her BUTTON HOLES as she DRAPES HERSELF IN FABRIC. And when she was done she LOOKED IN A MIRROR…”

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    282 days ago

    He’d be a recurring character that you would see in commercials while on Feranginar.

    “MEN! ARE YOUR LOBES NOT AS PERKY AS THEY USED TO BE?”

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    121 day ago

    Seriously, he would have made an incredible nagus, or just quark’s father brought back by the prophets or something.

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      122 days ago

      It isn’t, but I will respect your incorrect opinion on this matter.