Please cope with my bullshit. I cannot for the life of me upload photos.

  • @[email protected]
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    275 hours ago

    Wow it just keeps going

    May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.

    May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.

    May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.

    May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.

    May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children.

    May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation.

    May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord; may the sin of his mother never be blotted out.

    May their sins always remain before the Lord, that he may blot out their name from the earth.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 hours ago

      Some of them get angry when their pastor quotes Liberal talking points Jesus in church in Sunday.

      Definitely not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 hours ago

        If those MAGA kids actually read the Bible, they would be very upset.

        FTFY x2

        They just looking to be mad, no reason needed.

    • @[email protected]
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      33 hours ago

      IMHO Vance is not worse. He would cave to party pressure and doesn’t have the idiot guts to do and say whatever he wants to make the party bend to his will. No one gives a fuck about Vance.

  • ArxCyberwolf
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    449 hours ago

    Most MAGAts have never actually read the Bible and will absolutely take this as support lmao. If only they knew.

    • @[email protected]
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      168 hours ago

      Yeah but that’s the brilliance of the troll, you make the ones who look it up mad and don’t make yourself a target for random road ragers.

  • @[email protected]
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    8011 hours ago

    This is a pretty funny bit, but 99% of people just see this bumper sticker and think “Another MAGA fuckhead”. There’s committing to the bit, and then there’s whatever this is.

    • @djsoren19
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      5010 hours ago

      If you live in like a 90% red area, this is pretty solid camoflage. Then the MAGA fuckheads are less likely to mess with you, but you’re not actually offering support.

      • @[email protected]
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        108 hours ago

        If you live in a 90% red area, don’t spend money on this. Save every penny until you can gtfo.

        • @[email protected]
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          46 hours ago

          Also couldn’t you just not have any bumper sticker? Isn’t that sufficient “camouflage”? Or if you are not actively defacing your own property you are a libtard?

        • @[email protected]
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          05 hours ago

          I’m surprised nobody has offered the old “sacrifice your entire life to help make it purple” gem of wisdom.

      • @[email protected]
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        1710 hours ago

        but you’re not actually offering support.

        You are offering support though, because you are adding to Trump’s popularity.

        • @djsoren19
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          48 hours ago

          If you live in a 90% red area, a singular bumper sticker in the massive wave of similar, dumber stickers is a drop in the bucket.

          • @[email protected]
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            58 hours ago

            That’s just it though; every drop counts. It’s no more “just a drop” than our actual votes are.

            It’s also like how people refuse to leave Twitter. “Everyone else is there! How could my leaving make any difference?”

            • @[email protected]
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              46 hours ago

              And on top of that, someone who meets you could get the wrong idea.
              If i met someone who had this i would immediately write them off and never bring it up.

    • @[email protected]
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      178 hours ago

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this bible passage. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one bible verse. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • @[email protected]
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      I just checked in another language and it is. Just “his office” may be translated to “his position”.

      Without more information, this could be an amazing troll.

    • HotsauceHurricaneOP
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      813 hours ago

      I cannot vouch for the authenticity. But I am looking for said bumper sticker.