• @djsoren19
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    44 hours ago

    If you ask a friend to help you bury a body and they agree, that person is definitely a good friend. They’re a bad person for assisting you in murder, but you can be a good friend and a bad person.

    • @[email protected]
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      1111 hours ago

      Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.

    • @[email protected]
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      16 hours ago

      For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking

    • Possibly linux
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      1011 hours ago

      Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 hours ago

      Must every use of a singular pronoun be called out? This isn’t offensive, it’s slip of the tongue. Get out your own arse and give people a break.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 hours ago

    A bad friend won’t help you bury a body.

    A good friend will help you bury a body.

    A best friend will help you make a body.

  • southsamurai
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    16 hours ago

    Nah, you have the right kind of friend, they don’t just help but the body, they kill the fucker for you and you never know there’s a body

  • @[email protected]
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    11 hours ago

    If anyone feels this way, it might be a sign that you need to simply find new friends, or find yourself and seek a therapist.

  • @[email protected]
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    10 hours ago

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

    ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.

    • @[email protected]
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      18 hours ago

      Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.