Billion Dollar company can’t even fixed this shit

  • @[email protected]
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    176 hours ago

    I tick that box a hundred times a day and can confirm it doesn’t do shit (at least in my work environment).

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    I never have to re-sign into, well, anything as long as I:

    • Don’t reformat/reinitialize the device I save the login on
    • Don’t log in from another device on services that only allow 1 concurrent login (like Steam)
    • Don’t clear my cookies

    The last item is gonna hurt a lot of the extreme privacy people. I know y’all never save cookies.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      Well, you’re lucky then. I don’t do any of those things on my work computer, and that checkbox might as well not exist.

    • @[email protected]
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      I have to use this shit for work. If you don’t set your cookies to auto delete it is basically impossible to go through the Microsoft SSO after around a week. Just use a decent password manager if you can and press enter 4 or five times.

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        It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

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    Microsoft successfully converting a generation to Linux one Log in at a time, I commend Microsoft for having a socialist agenda so secret they don’t even know about it.

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    That you own media you bought.

    After that, “I have read and agree with the terms and conditions”.

  • Flying Squid
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    Kroger’s stupid fucking app does this every time for their separate pharmacy login from their normal login. I just gave up and always do guest refill. It’s a pain in the ass but it actually takes less time.

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    Based only on how often I get dipshit prompts like this one, I must be one of the only people to keep hitting “No”, “Never Remember Password”, unchecking “Stay Signed in”, disabling “Password Manager”

    I have a fucking login. I remember my password. It would take 4 quadrillion years to bruteforce due to number of characters and character diversity. I don’t need automated help.

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    Sorry. You’re not a tenant of this place. Maybe try another account with the same email address but a different password that is from a home or work or student or was made by your employer or by you or is attached to your domain name, and give us the code on your authenticator and the one we just pretended to email you and sorry something went wrong and we need to quit and you need teams classic or modern or your OneDrive for business or personal or the sync service isn’t running…

    Or local account.

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      46 hours ago

      Reading this gave me PTSD. Locked out due to expired password (what is a reminder email, who needs those?), can’t access anything corporate, submitted ticket to IT on web portal, IT is trying to reach me via Teams…

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    If the other comments knew the details, the response would be terror not annoyance:

    Management types in smaller, growing businesses are shockingly susceptible to the promise of “cleaning things up” by making everything a “Microsoft shop”, even when that means transferring data and control to Azure (competitors also try but MSFT almost always wins)

    They’re happy, they own nothing and they don’t even know it

    Note: this is largely referring to corporate accounts

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    Apple*: We care about your privacy.

    *or basically any company that collect data