Anyone wants to get some McDies with big fries? 🍟 🍔😏
I hope the moron listens to his inner voices and reaches into the fryer to grab the fries.
I kinda hope he decides to listen to music and sway while it bubbles over and causes a grease fire. Which he then tries to extinguish with water.
Hope everyone knows where the exits are.
Hope everyone else knows where the exits are.
FTFY.
He won’t do a second debate release his medical records, or go on 60 Minutes, but he’ll stand in front of a fry cooker for a 20 minute photo op because he thinks Kamala Harris lied about… *checks notes* working at McDonalds? And what exactly does this prove? Is anybody really going to be fooled into believing that the dude born into wealth and living in a gilded tower will suddenly manifest some empathy for the common man’s plight by working one shift at a Mickey D’s?
I’d be surprised if he actually works a full shift. And either way, I guarantee there is no way he gets the average employee treatment. Aside from the bad press it would generate for them with all the cameras around, there is a real danger of hurting the fuhrer’s feelings and being put on his probably-not-so-metaphorical hit list.
I think I heard him say at one of his appearances that he’s going to work for 30 minutes, and then said it would be longer than Kamala ever worked there. So yeah, he’s never been planning on putting in a full shift.
It’ll probably be more like standing next to the fryer with a teenager nearby to make sure he doesn’t fuck everything up.
Wait! I think I’ve seen this one already! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-_TPQkDjSM
Trump with a little headset waving his hands “trust me, it’s a big beautiful mac, the biggest mac, the Haitians hunted it”
For real, I would go get lunch at McDonalds if Trump was working. I would wait hours in line. I wouldn’t even be mad if he fucked up my order. The prize would be seeing that blubber whale fit into a purple and black uniform with the visor while he does his little jerk off 2 dicks dance and leering at the 15 year old Indian girl working the drive thru.
He’ll take one basket out of a fryer and say he worked as a fry cook for the rest of the campaign. Make him do it for a single hour at a peak time without any help and see what happens. Bet he or someone there will end up in the hospital and no one will get any fries.
Make him live off of the salary for a month as well
We’ll get photos of him in his suit holding a fry basket, and the dupes will say he’s “just like us.”
And the basket will be upside down.
A new and pristine basket that will work just as hard as he will.
He will be employee of the month. Top seller.
“Welcome to McDonald’s…you want the Big Mac. Sooooo beautiful and soft…Just like Ivanka. so beautiful… And those golden h.o.t. fries so hot, some say the hottest.”
Given his rapidly accelerating cognitive decline, I wouldn’t let him anywhere near a deep fryer. He’s liable to accidentally burn that restaurant down if he has another ‘dancing episode’ or something similar.
Wonder if Don will make the Trump family recipe for fried ice
One can only hope.
“One order for fried ice, Don!”
Either that or a pressurized spray can of oil (nonstick cooking spray).
Let it happen, nothing of value will be lost.
Funny, I was thinking the opposite, but for the same reasons.
I wouldn’t eat any food that he prepares.
As a general rule, I’m against harassing food service employees. But if someone were to throw a shake at him, I think we could let it slide this one time
Wait a minute. When did they repair the machine?
I’ll bring my own…
Don’t worry secret service will take that
bulletshake.I hope he doesn’t stop for 30 minutes to listen to that milkshake song.
Googling this, it seems like he’s trying to EMPHASIZE Harris working there when she was younger. If he actually does this, it will backfire spectacularly.
If he says she’s lying about working there, it just looks like an insane conspiracy theory because it’s one of the most common jobs. It’s not like an impossible thing.
If he tries to say it’s easy so no one should be impressed with her, he just insults every fast food worker in America.
I think this is a really smart move if he never mentions Harris, it makes him look more down to Earth and humble which…he needs. If he’s doing it as a commentary on Harris, it’s going to backfire.
If him standing up physically mocking and verbally mocking a disabled veteran didn’t backfire, I’m past the point of thinking anything he does at all will alienate a single member of his base.
I can’t imagine what possible reason someone would have to lie about working at McDonald’s. I really can’t.
Maybe she really worked at Carl’s Jr.
Try to count the number of articles this psychopath gets compared to Harris.
Hehe McDonald Trump
🎵 Old McDonald made some fries E - I - E - I - O 🎵
Spectacular
I truly doubt the he could be trusted with that job!
