I feel like there are a ton of assumptions being made in this comment section. When I first saw it I thought it was funny and imagined a much more light hearted relationship between that woman and her daughter.
I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.
Yeah, because all of the pee that’s stored there, right?
But…that’s realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she’s already pregnant. Which means, in order to be selfish, that would mean she’s just NOT allowing a 9+ month old child to be born. Like the contractions start, and the mother shoves her hand in, and shoves the kid back up there.
“Oh no you don’t! You STAY in there!!! I don’t care if it’s been 96 months! MOMMIES STILL PREGNANT!!!”
I mean, the kids are neither in a ballsack nor the ovaries.
If you consider a fertilized egg a child, which you shouldn’t, they would be in the uterus.
If it’s inside an ovary, the mother’s going to die.
You guys need some anatomy lessons. Women are born with all the oocytes (eggs) they will ever have. They don’t make them on demand like dudes do sperm. So it is entirely accurate to say any children a woman will have are already in her ovaries, barring circumstances like surrogacy, adoption, etc.
I’m not saying that eggs are not inside the ovaries, I’m saying that eggs are not children.
Dude I’d love to have kids but I’m fuckin broke with no career. The selfish thing for me to do is have kids anyway and leave them with my parents.
That is so gross
You can already imagine what this lady/guy looks and acts like in her/his daily life.
A wrinkly bag of entitlement, with obnoxious earrings and bad teeth.
Now I want a “my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls”
You know what’s fucked?
Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that’s totally fine.
But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.
What’s that all about?
I mean, we don’t get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao
Maybe you don’t.
double standards
That’s not how testicles work.
Not with that attitude
It’s not how ovaries work either. Where’s the comment about that?
Well, Hank Hill just logged off of the internet forever.
I don’t have any of those, so I’m not qualified to comment.
No balls…no overies…which bathroom do you use at the mall??? Because I have MANY follow up questions, but aren’t sure which would apply.
Also not how that works. Read a book and stop hiding behind your genitals when it comes to calling out sexist bullshit that doesn’t affect you directly.
My balls are as big as babies I don’t know what you mean.
there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.
Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn’t, there would be a lot less of us around!
I would be ok with there being less of us around. I would be VERY ok with that.
I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.
When you get a carbonator you want to try carbonating everything.
If all it takes to horrify your palate is carbonating some pasta sauce, then for your own mental health, never ever ever ever ever ask a black person what “chitlins” are.
I’ve spent most of my life in the South, I absolutely know what chitlins are. They ain’t great but they are what they’re intended to be: making the most out of whatever you can afford.
I’m also Italian-American. Carbonated pasta sauce was intended for no man. It would be an abomination against God and nature.
Best compliment I’ve had all day!
But fewer humans would be a good thing. We’re not going anywhere, might as well live within reason.
Don’t disagree. I’ll be the final branch on my family tree.
what is stopping us from choosing excess instead of listening to silly nature?
Why did you remove your upvote?
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I don’t know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.
I’m okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we’re dealing with.
It’s a lot of words to say “I’m a selfish asshole.”
Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.
And yet I’ve never seen “Boob Lives Matter”…Where is the Dolly Parton representation???
Sometimes in the same transaction.
There are places you can design your bumper sticker. And if you have a good enough printer you can print them yourself
Today? In this economy? With these printer ink prices???
My selfish daughter won’t go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be “gran-gran.” The bitch. /s
Are you sure it isn’t “Grandpa?” Because that’s how I read it.
Nah, grandpa probably low-key wants some grandkids but that kind of open pressure is nearly always mother -> daughter.
A wannabe pop-pop on the loose.
please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days
“Why can’t you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish.”
Also, why don’t you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I’ll be gone and you’ll be powerless to help? So selfish
Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed…
WE GOT THE ACA… BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!
These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they’re the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.
Replace the “or else” with an “and” and you are describing my parents.
I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.
Yes it’s my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn’t be me at all
I mean, yeah. These are the kind of people whose skeletons should be found on the couch in front of a still running television by whoever shows up to evict them for failure to pay taxes because they didn’t have anyone in their lives willing and able to put them in a home.
Bedsore Meadows is the luxurious death option.
Maybe you shouldn’t have neglected me, slut shamed me, and let my cousins make me strip for all of them at once at 4 years old? (Not you you, OP)
Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish…
