• Dyskolos
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    Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

    I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 hour ago

      Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

      That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao

      • @[email protected]
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        131 minutes ago

        Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.

    • @[email protected]
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      1815 hours ago

      Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

      In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

      Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

      • @[email protected]
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        54 hours ago

        If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

        I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

        Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

        I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.

        • @[email protected]
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          227 minutes ago

          I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

          Once I did it with my right hand, but I’m left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn’t tell my homies.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

    • Dogiedog64
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      Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

      Basically, Anon is a moron.

      • @[email protected]
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        919 hours ago

        Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

        • Dogiedog64
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          624 hours ago

          FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon’s case, he’s a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

  • @[email protected]
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    502 days ago

    Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

      • @[email protected]
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        522 hours ago

        The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.

        • @[email protected]
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          320 hours ago

          I’m confused

          The word cisgender (often shortened to cis; sometimes cissexual) describes a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth, i.e., someone who is not transgender.

          If they’re taking hrt it sounds like they’d want to change their gender

          • @[email protected]
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            1217 hours ago

            Just as some AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) men want to look more masculine and will work out at the gym or take testosterone supplements, some AMAB men are femboys and may temporarily take feminizing HRT to look less masculine.

            Both are trying to change their bodies to better fit their gender identity, and femboy is clearly a different identity from gym bro, but they are both male gender identities.

              • @djsoren19
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                Answer is still HRT, and a femboy would probably have a very different exercise routine than a gym bro in terms of areas they’d want to work.

          • @[email protected]
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            319 hours ago

            Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one

            Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness

            Loss of muscle mass.

            To fix low testosterone

            Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.

    • stebo
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      since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though

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              In short: Femboy is about presenting as a very feminine man, men doing that can include trans men.

              Slightly longer: It’s why there are different categories for sex, gender assigned at birth, gender identity and gender expression. A femboy would identify male and express feminine. The opposite is a tomboy, somebody who identifies as female and expresses in a masculine manner, both are not necessarily linked to the individuals sex and/or gender assigned at birth.

              Trans refers to a different gender identity than the gender assigned at birth and doesn’t come into play here.

  • @[email protected]
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    1802 days ago

    “Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

    Yeah that 100% checks out actually

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          ‘we let’ women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there’s places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

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            “we” in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was “granted” by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.

            But you’re right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels

  • baduhai
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    1532 days ago

    straight but bi when it benefits me

    Brother, you’re bi.