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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Anon solves a mystery

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Anon solves a mystery

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  • SkaveRat
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    116•1 year ago

    I’m on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline

    • @[email protected]
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      34•1 year ago

      It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      I’ve watched enough catfish, OP might be in hard denial.

  • burgermeister
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    24•1 year ago

    Roommate is a woman

    • KSP Atlas
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      15•1 year ago

      Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr

      • @[email protected]
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        11•1 year ago

        You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.

        • Billegh
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          1•1 year ago

          Blanche, I can change him!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren’t bots I’ve seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.

        • Match!!
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          2•1 year ago

          what if they just want to give a nsa blowjob through a glory hole?

      • burgermeister
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        5•1 year ago

        That’s why it’s a mystery

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        To try and “convert” a gay guy

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app

  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 year ago

    Let’s assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That’s why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who’s hounding him doesn’t.

    Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.

    Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who’s bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he’s seen him while visiting her.

    That would make sense.

    But I think it’s just a punchline

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Whoa. Can we go deeper?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        That’s usually the opposite of what they say.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          No no please. Continue.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 year ago

            Also something I hear very rarely.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    7•1 year ago

    I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.

    If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I’d have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    I mean, they are both on grindr

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