It’s funny when people are asked what animal they want to be if they had a choice and they go for some alpha predator in the jungle or ocean. I always say I choose to be a house cat. It’s even better than a dog, because as a cat you can just mind your own business and not even show affection to your owners and they’ll love you for it.
When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.
Also you’d have to worry about Japanese coming for your ass.
dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum DUM-DUM blupppp
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I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.
Apology accepted!
Any time you no longer want to be in a situation, you can just freak out and act like you’re chasing an invisible thing into another room and everyone thinks you’re doing normal cat things, even if they are a bit weird.
Which I guess would be a nightmare for conservatives lol.
Pssh, imagine not wanting to be a cat your whole life 🐈
All of this without having any pockets
And women dare to complain about the lack of pockets in their jeans smh.
Step 1: be ADORABLE
Wise of you to skip other steps as I’m not going beyond this one anyway.
…and never paid any taxes.
Kahjeet pays his taxes in mice and snakes
Pull yourself up by your toe beans, damn it!
Dewclaws are the closest to bootstraps, but cats actually use them for climbing so it mixes it up.
There’s currently a cat that lives outside in my neighborhood who hangs out near a set of bushes.
The whole neighborhood is chill and I’m pretty sure it belongs to the house it hangs out in.
Living the dream.
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