I don’t like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I’ll die on that hill.

  • @[email protected]English
    13•2 months ago

    I love cucumber, my wife hates it and I thought she was weird. Now I’m wondering if I’m the weird one. Think we should get a poll started

        • @[email protected]OPMEnglish
          6•2 months ago

          Come at me, waterlogged turd eater! ✊🥸
          I’m gonna build a wall of cucumbers between us and have you pay for it.

          (this all sounds eerily familiar. 🤔)

          • Che BananaEnglish
            3•2 months ago

            Hothouse, regular or pickle cucumbers? Organic? Small local farm?

            …inflation, you know

    • CodexEnglish
      6•2 months ago

      This is the next cilantro…versy. Gerkin-gate. Cuke-spiracy

    • @[email protected]English
      4•2 months ago

      Well I am 100% certain I am weird and I like cucumbers

      However we need a larger sample as correlation == causation

    • ThassodarEnglish
      2•2 months ago

      I hate pickles AND cucumber*!

      (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

      *exceptions for chicken/tuna salad (relish) and alcoholic beverages (cucumber)

  • @[email protected]English
    5•2 months ago

    The main problem with salad is the lettuce. I prefer “Greek” salad which I make mainly out of cucumber and olive oil

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️English
    4•2 months ago

    I don’t like cucumber or cherry tomatoes (regular tomatoes are fine). That’s why my salad of choice is a Caesar. I did try a cucumber lime Gatorade once and was surprised by how cucumbery it was. If you like cucumber, it’s probably the best Gatorade because it actually tastes like the thing it says it does.

  • Che BananaEnglish
    4•2 months ago

    Same, but with celery. Celery alone is fine, cooked is fine, in an omelet is fine, with peanut butter is fine…but not-NOT in a salad