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invalid_display_name to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

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invalid_display_name to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    114•1 year ago

    This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher
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      10•1 year ago

      Took me a min

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    KenM??

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        Well at least she ain’t shoving them up your ass.

        Checks username

        …Wait…

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Pegged it you have done.

  • @[email protected]
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    41•1 year ago

    McAfee Antivirus

    Alleged murderer John McAfee

    • @[email protected]
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      21•1 year ago

      I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?

      • jawa21
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        18•1 year ago

        He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don’t personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can’t find a source that I’m willing to actually link.

        • @[email protected]
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          The issue is he posted a tweet about how the CIA was after him and then died very shortly after. He was such a wildcard that my personal conspiracy theory is that he made that announcement and faked his death just to stir shit up.

          Also here’s how to remove McAfee from your computer, by the man himself. https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            No one should have to use xhamster.

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        7•1 year ago

        They wouldn’t. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn’t kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Be careful asking questions like that!!11

      • Noxy
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        3•1 year ago

        Bitter cetacean ex

      • @[email protected]
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        -5•1 year ago

        What makes you think that Epstein was killed?

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          What makes you think he wasn’t? His death was suspicious regardless.

          • @[email protected]
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            Occam’s Razor. There isn’t any evidence that he was murdered, so it makes sense to consider it a suicide.

            • @[email protected]
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              3•1 year ago

              Have you read anything about this? Multiple suicide attempts, eventually on suicide watch and every time CCTV fails, footage even gets deleted from automatic backup. This shit wouldn’t have made it into a movie, it’s too unbelievable.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•1 year ago

                I think it’s exactly what you would write into a movie to make it clear to anyone paying even half attention that he was definitely murdered. It’s so unsubtle it makes me think it was almost a message - we can kill people this brazenly and it doesn’t even get investigated. We are untouchable.

            • @[email protected]
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              He was supposed to have a cellmate but didn’t have one that night. Guards were supposed to check in on him constantly but didn’t do it that night. The surveillance camera malfunctioned that night. He had broken bones in his neck that often break when you’re strangulated and rarely when hanging yourself.

              You’re telling me that it’s more likely for these 4 events to happen at the same time than for someone rich and powerful to just pay a couple of people to have him killed?

        • @[email protected]
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          He had dirt on a lot of powerful people, and the circumstances around his death were extremely suspicious.

  • whoareu
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    25•1 year ago

    Took me a while to get the joke since I didn’t read the username.

    • Flying SquidM
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      It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.

      I’m not smart.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 year ago

    Still better than that Swarovsky Antivitus

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    15•1 year ago

    Does McCafe have a poop hammock?

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      No, but they do have the next best thing.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        A poop knife?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Poop straw

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    This took me a little too long to get. Maybe he should go dig up the corpse of the OG, he could probably help.

  • Lev_Astov
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    9•1 year ago

    I expected this comment to be from KenM

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    McVirús

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    I’m sorry, sir, this is a Wendy’s.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    Correction, I buy your products there for my computer has virus

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    4•1 year ago

    Say what you will about the antivirus software, the dude who it’s named after had a wild fucking life.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Kitboga has entered the chat

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    Does not compute

    • Natanael
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      7•1 year ago

      Neither does his computer after all those viruses

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