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My pants should be loose up top for my cock and balls while being more well fitted past the knee so they dont catch on stuff. Fuck all ya im right.
So Justin Bieber circa 2014, i.e. dropcrotch pants, aka diaper pants.
I think those are some of the most hideous pants ever. Or do you mean like Swiss Guard pants?
Duluth cargo pants that I got in my first year of highschool that have just kinda ended up being that way after avout a decade. I have been five foot fucken five since I was 14.
From the description, I’m picturing Dedra Meero and her uniform’s pants.
And here I am on the 10th year of wearing cargo shorts every day of the year.
Now they’re in
I used to be in, but then they changed what ‘in’ was.
Now, apparently, they’ve changed it back!
While everyone is entitled to their preferences, if it’s not a tapered fit then they’re wrong.
/s
(But tapered fit is my preference though. Looks much classier than either extremes)
I wish I still had my JNCOs.
Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.
I don’t think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.
Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.
Are kilts only short? 🤔
The thing I was referring to previously is like a long skirt. Almost like you took a dress and just wore it from the waist down. I don’t know what those would be called, but I want one so bad.
Every kilt I’ve ever worn comes to the bottom of my knees. That’s a few inches longer than normal, normally they reach the top to middle of your knee-cap. They could be longer I suppose, but that inhibits the previously mentioned pooping abilities.
Edit: upon further research, there’s something called a “great kilt” that extends further down your shins.
When I hear someone in the wild singing, “Pants on the ground”, I will agree with you.
It’s the circle of pants,
And we wear them all!
From the tightest skinny jeans,
To the widest jnco’s
Can’t wait for baggy again, my nuts can’t take the skinny phases.
You know it’s possible to simply not give a duck to trends? I know, it sounds insane, but just do whatever you like. Try a skirt if you want, I bet it’s nice on the balls.
Shit, now I want to try a skirt!
Problem is finding stuff that isn’t trending. My favorite brand for jeans that was super comfortable, cheap and durable stopped making baggy jeans, so I had to shop elsewhere which was much more expensive
Seriously. I bought new jeans two weeks ago. I went to multiple different stores. My choices were skinny jeans, a different brand of skinny jeans, or a different brand with a different style of skinny jeans.
Levi’s have model numbers and the cut doesn’t change with time
Levi is very expensive in my country
real Levis are expensive everywhere unless on sale
The quality changes. Their jeans in the past 10 years are just the same as others, but higher prices. They are not special anymore.
Yeah, true. That’s a bummer. I only buy super basic stuff and they seem to keep making that forever.
Oof, those are pricey. I need to get a sewing machine.
They are super high quality, made in the US and are actually a good company - so at least your money is well spent. It’s a solid investment.
No doubt, and they look good as well, but I’ve already been financially irresponsible yesterday so I’ll wait a bit 😅
Plus I’d need it shipped to Europe, so that’ll be on top if they even deliver here.
Holy moly, you weren’t kidding! Those have got to be the most pricey legwear I’ve ever seen!
Thank you, but also Gucci is cheating
Not only are they outrageously expensive, they even manage to be the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen.
Well done
It can be hard to find the pants you like “off cycle”.
Just like it’s becoming impossible to find 100% cotton jeans. Everything is stretchy. More comfortable, but far less durable.
If you wear a kilt you can still have a belt
Absolutely! I wear a kilt and they come with a built in belt system and you can wear a thick belt on top of it.
Just wear classic Levi’s, dude. That’s what I’ve done the whole time.
We’re back to baggy baby. The time has come
Look at the balls on this guy
Baggy means cargo pants and moar pockets. Yesssss. Also don’t forget about the mid-phase between the two: bell-bottoms and boot cuts. I forget when they show up but I feel like we are due soon…
Ya guys dont just wear cargo pants? Like I know im an autistic Redneck but like why wear anything tighter if youre a guy? I dont like CBT why would I like to induce that with my pants.
Where are live kids are wearing super extra baggy jeans. It’s almost ridiculous.
Just embrace being old and wear sweatpants or cargo shorts everywhere.
Team cargo shorts checking in. Live in SE Asia and can wear them every day of the year.
Isn’t sweatpants what most of the “younger generation” wear? Baggy T-shirt, sweat pants and sneakers with socks pulled all the way up outside the sweatpants.
Interesting, didn’t know that. I still wear my socks on the inside.
I wear a lot of cargo joggers, which are really the best of both worlds. 10/10. I usually have to buy them in men’s because of the eternal struggle for pockets, but it’s worth it.
are those the zip off kind?
No, they’re sweatpants, just with a slimmer fit and tapered legs so they’re a little nicer looking.
I just discovered the running shorts with built in underwear. Amazing.
Not sure that they replace underwear but my wife has these and still wears very thin underwear with them since the stretch mesh you are calling underwear is not really underwear nor super comfy with direct sensitive skin contact during exercise.
Um… I think those are bathing suits
No no, these are women’s size. Women’s swimsuits don’t typically look like this. I’m no track star, but now I can forgo underwear like a track star!
oh interesting, I’ve never heard of running shorts with built-in underwear
Yeah I have these, and they work pretty well. You have the support and wicking like a bike short, but with modesty and pockets
Soothfeel Men’s 2 in 1 Running Shorts with 4 Pockets 5 Inch Quick Dry Gym Active Workout Athletic Shorts for Men with Liner https://a.co/d/06ZKVzJw
Can anyone tell me the rules? Jeans shorts arent ok, cargo shorts arent ok, do my legs have to live in darkness?
Just wear booty shorts.
I dont have a booty :( just a sorry old butt
rip
Same dude.
I splurged on some “nice” sweat pants, and that’s pretty much all I wear for fall/winter/spring, when I have to leave the house. Cargo shorts for summer.
It used to be PJs all day every day, but those nice sweats were a game changer.
When’s the dress coming back? Toga, kilt, long tunic etc. The balls desire airy freedom!
Be the change you wish to see in the world!
Even kilts have fashion cycles
I’m going commando in harem pants. Balls have all the airy freedom they desire.
MC Hammer called them parachute pants.
All of these options are still better than spending full price for a pair of jeans that were lovingly crafted to start with holes in them!
Full price? Paying extra for someone to ruin your pants and their lungs you mean
I buy them with stretch denim. When I’m fat they fit and whem I’m fit they fit.
I’m now topping up for my winter fat cycle.
That reminds me that I have cheesecake in the fridge.
I just had a cheese Danish, and it was So Good.
Great. I need to restock my supply of comfortable pants so I can survive the next skinny pants winter
JNCO resurgence imminent.
FINALLY! I can open the vault…
Godammitnothingfits.
My spirit is willing, but my wallet is spongy and bruised.
I wonder if it also lead to nu metal resurgence.
Yaaaass please
Jokes on you. I haven’t changed styles since 06. DCs fat shoes and Dickies or loose jeans.
I have Levis 501 classics, from 1993 that I wear often. I’m tired of fashion dictating what i’m supposed to wear. Though, i do like me some dress chinos, BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE COOL…. Damn comfy.
DC fat shoes are the best!
i hate slim/skinny pants and i dont know why anyone ever likes them. they look bad (my opinion) and they are so uncomfortable. baggy pants superiority !!!
This, but literally the opposite lol
Tried both, think both are weird. Prefer a normal or slim fit.
Tried both, hate both. Pooh-bear at all opportunities.
You just hate pants eh?
I can respect that
…more wakko than yakko, i guess?..
respectfully, how do u find baggy pants uncomfortable ?
Not OC but they drag behind the leg when moving, like to get caught on things and quite often drag on the ground. With slim/skinny it’s just your leg. Comfy, secure and with good pants, not limiting movement in any noticable capacity. Alas personally I prefer slim than skinny.
Well, it obviously depends on the style of fabric. Soft and loose fabrics can be good to have baggy, such as sweatpants or flax-based summer clothes. But specifically for the type of jeans shown here, I don’t like the tactile feel of the excess fabric. And it catches on itself and gets in the way.
I don’t like skinny jeans either, to be fair, but slim fit is good for me. Im also italian, if that explains it.
…skinny pants look skanky as f*ck and grotesquely unflattering: just wear shorts instead…
